remember back to when you got the car that you have now? the moment you drove it home, you noticed that there were a million more on the road now than just before you got it?
there are mustaches all over the place, i tell you. and the one unifying trait? the respect it commands.
there has definitely been a person or two that have not supported my upper lip achievement, but it isn't their fault. i never wanted to be this irresistible, and it'll all be over soon. just hang on, ladies (and fellas).
i went to publix tonight to purchase ingredients for the delicious dinner i prepared, and something kind of strange happened. the same guy that is always at the checkout (with mustache flailing) had a different glimmer in his eye. on the back of my receipt he wrote an address and said to meet him there for a get together tomorrow at 7:30. creepy.... but flattering, i suppose.
but, i came home and whipped up a home made macaroni and ham... thing. it was good.
instant chef; just add mustache!
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