Friday, July 24, 2009

Mustache Diaries - Day 5/Trapped in the Closet

Saturday, December 06, 2008

it was a dark and stormy night... or so i hear.

i haven't seen another face for hours. i have been locked in this room, with no windows, no light, no food, and worst of all... no internet.

thankfully, i was able to time travel here long enough to let you know that we are no longer safe.

as i am sure you know, i am incredible physical condition. (this is only affirmed by the mane that flows from my lip.) but tonight, nearly a dozen men, nay- giants, were somehow able to apprehend me against my will.

i never got a good look at any faces, but you must know that they could come looking for you. they know that you know...

i can only hope that the KotS get word of my capture soon. before its too late.

if these are my last words, let them be this: where the heart is was a really bad movie.

with my dying cell phone:


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